Short conversation on sunny Wednesday morning …
I was ready to go to the workplace with my housemate.
Me : OK, I’m ready, let’s go…
My housemate (MH): Wait … Something weird about your skirt, looks like it’s bit too short for you.
Me : This is 7/8 skirt not full-length skirt. That’s why I’m wearing stockings as well.
MH : Oops, my mistake. Sorry… So, those are not socks, but stockings… I get it now…
If I’m not mistaken, 9 out of 10 of my unusual-outfit trials were followed by similar conversation 
Sweeeet.